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Whenever the spineless prince fails
I whip out the most gruesome of training
For him to become a proper bad guy
Just like his father wants
But even through my training
He never seems to prevail
My training is torture
But its for the young master's good
I got various methods
To the Domino effect
With giant dominos
As he and Batch try to outrun them
To the Tanaka tango
To learn the tangoish way
Of being a true Bad guy
This is training torture
His young master must learn
The only way for him to succeed
Is to train to the core
But he always finds a way
To outsmart me
But in the end
I get the last laugh
He can't get a monster item
Let alone do anything
By himself to get out of a jam
Generations have led
To a heir such as he
He isn't strong nor the bravest
But the most cleverest if I must say
If only his father was here
He'd give him a thing or two
To scream about
This is Training torture
My methods maybe scary
But it is for the good
To make the prince
Evil as his father was
Even if my training
Leads to injuries
What hurts him
Must make him stronger
Training torture
Oh majesty
I wish you were here
To help guide your foolish son
In the right path
To help him become a true villain
Just as you were
Ruling with an Iron fist
As you placed fear
In the hearts of folk everywhere
But I will keep your promise
To help your son become evil
Training torture
I'll use every device imaginable
To help his majesty get stronger
Even if it'll end up
With him getting hurt
Its for his own good
If he wants to rule both worlds
So he better toughen up
Get those monster items
Or he will face the wrath
A severe punishment indeed
Of my Training torture
I whip out the most gruesome of training
For him to become a proper bad guy
Just like his father wants
But even through my training
He never seems to prevail
My training is torture
But its for the young master's good
I got various methods
To the Domino effect
With giant dominos
As he and Batch try to outrun them
To the Tanaka tango
To learn the tangoish way
Of being a true Bad guy
This is training torture
His young master must learn
The only way for him to succeed
Is to train to the core
But he always finds a way
To outsmart me
But in the end
I get the last laugh
He can't get a monster item
Let alone do anything
By himself to get out of a jam
Generations have led
To a heir such as he
He isn't strong nor the bravest
But the most cleverest if I must say
If only his father was here
He'd give him a thing or two
To scream about
This is Training torture
My methods maybe scary
But it is for the good
To make the prince
Evil as his father was
Even if my training
Leads to injuries
What hurts him
Must make him stronger
Training torture
Oh majesty
I wish you were here
To help guide your foolish son
In the right path
To help him become a true villain
Just as you were
Ruling with an Iron fist
As you placed fear
In the hearts of folk everywhere
But I will keep your promise
To help your son become evil
Training torture
I'll use every device imaginable
To help his majesty get stronger
Even if it'll end up
With him getting hurt
Its for his own good
If he wants to rule both worlds
So he better toughen up
Get those monster items
Or he will face the wrath
A severe punishment indeed
Of my Training torture
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Here is a poem dedicated to the short old man we see in every episode- Tanaka who is the mentor of Prince Eccentro who promised his father to make him a true bad guy (in the original a Real man) and he uses outrageous training methods at the end of each episode for the prince's failures for losing the item or losing to the mon colle knights. Personally I find him a little weird and creepy and even his methods make me shiver-though I feel sorry for the Prince who has to go through such torture. So here is Training Torture
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And this would be my hated character ^_^. As a person, he isn't the worst in the series, but as a character, I don't like how his sadism is presented as funny. Anyway, this does do a good job as a motivation exploration, second to last paragraphs works particularly well.
Here's some more grammar concrit
To the Domino effect With giant dominos, As he and Batch try to outrun them
Starting the second part of this with "as" indicates a specific time and action on behalf of the speaker. That's never defined, so it looks like half a sentence.
"most cleverest" isn't correct, it's either "most clever" or simply "cleverest".
Here's some more grammar concrit
To the Domino effect With giant dominos, As he and Batch try to outrun them
Starting the second part of this with "as" indicates a specific time and action on behalf of the speaker. That's never defined, so it looks like half a sentence.
"most cleverest" isn't correct, it's either "most clever" or simply "cleverest".